You know you're back in Quito when...

• You don't get home from the pub till about 9am the next day.
• Taxi drivers say, 'Fiona...aaah, Shrek!'
• You constantly hear cars beeping at you and not all of them are taxis.
• Karl makes you drink shots.
• You get stared at and possibly groped on the Ecovia.
• You are suspicious of everybody.
• You have to think about where the toilet paper goes again!